Look. Guys, I know. I know I know I know. The dragon menace, I agree, it's not great. I even know a few people who were killed by dragons. But what do you want us to do?

If we allow the government to take care of these dragons for us, then what? We want them to start feeding us? Tying our shoes in the morning? Telling us when to wake up? I mean, really?

Plus, I don't believe that the government CAN take care of these dragons. I mean, sure, every other developed nation in the world has a government that figured out how to take care of the dragon problem--for cheaper than what we pay for private dragon coverage, even--but I just don't think it can work HERE. The US government can't really do anything right, I think I'd rather trust a private dragon insurance company with my dragon protection.

Okay, yeah, so the government already HAS a dragon insurance plan with 3% overhead, as compared to the 20-30% overhead for private companies, but I just don't trust the government to do the right thing. I mean, they already run our roads, and regulate this very internet, and keep me safe, and make sure my food isn't poison, and keep airplanes from crashing onto my head at night, and pass silly laws that make sure you can't make a kid sew handbags for 25 cents an hour, fifteen hours a day, and yeah, everyone eligible for the government dragoncare program is happy with it, but man, my gut is telling me that this could be a bad thing.

I'm sorry, I just can't get on board.